Stop moaning about the Mop
Here we go again each year, it is the same newcomers to the town having their annual moan.
This tradition has been going on for years, were you never a child and enjoyed the fun of the fair. Come on and stop being such stick in the muds.
You never see complaints about the Jazz festival polluting the air with loads of music day and night over the town, disturbing residents trying to relax in their gardens, so why pick on an old tradition. If you are going to be a resident or trader in the town, put up with it for a couple of days a year.
From a True Marlbarian
(Doreen Davis, Marlborough)